Mom: mommy?

Me: STOP. its not funny anymore


theforestofuncertainty asked:
Is it too late for the weapon thing?



Nah s’all good, your weapon is actually a cool pet bird that shits acid on your enemies, the bird regenerates health but you hve to feed it triple A batteries everyday if you want it to keep slayin your enemies. Your pet found you because it flew into your room one day and just never left plus it’s an ecofriendly way to dispose of ur old batteries (y)

I can dig it.

was the bird a raven

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
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